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  1. Panel 1:
    Dom:
    Today on Shirt Guy Dom, we study the wild fanboy in its natural habitat, San Diego. And make fun of it, of course.
    text:
    (Fat swag)
  2. Panel 2:
    Dom:
    Note how the male's mating call often repels both the male and female of the species...
    text:
    (Paraphrased from an actual overheard conversation)
    fanboy 1:
    I heard Angelina Jolie is here!
    fanboy 2:
    Yeah, she was here yesterday.
    fanboy 1:
    Was she wearing skimpy clothes?!?
    fanboy 2:
    Uh... her shirt was tight, I guess...
    fanboy 1:
    Dude! That's good enough for me! Stroke material for a month!
    fanboy 2:
    ...I, uh, have to go. Somewhere. Away.
  3. Panel 3:
    Dom:
    The interaction between males of the species can also be rather strange.
    text:
    (Yes, someone said this, too)
    fanboy:
    Oh my God, you're GREG DEAN! Can I make love to you? Please?
    Greg Dean:
    ...
    Lizzie:
    ...
  4. Panel 4:
    Dom:
    And when alpha males converge, rather than fighting, they often enact strange rituals, possibly to prove their superiority.
    text:
    (Yes, it exists)
    Batjew:
    Hey, can you draw me a sad Hitler in snow?
    Piro:
    Uh... sure?
    text:
    (Piro's hair keeps getting floppier)
    text:
    (Batjew's sketchbook)
  5. Panel 5:
    Dom:
    The female of the species often exhibits more brilliant plumage than the male, and this behavior is known in the academic world as "cosplay". Surprisingly, the amount of plumage is inversely proportionate to the attention the female attracts.
    cosplayer:
    Would you like to buy some DVDs?
    fanboy:
    Anything you say, Miss Boob... I mean Croft...
    Dom:
    Scientists call this the "Boob Effect", but it remains a mystery.
  6. Panel 6:
    Dom:
    However, the reverse is true among the younger females. Often, a child covered in fur attracts (non-sexual) attention from both genders.
    text:
    (No words describe the sheer cuteness... Just look for pictures when the cosplay archive works.)
    text:
    (Wings)
    Also shown:
    Boo cosplayer
  7. Panel 7:
    Dom:
    The most fascinating of the fanboy's behaviors is known as the "Drooling Fanboy". When one is confronted by an alpha, the fanboy instinct is to voluntarily shut off brain function, perhaps as a defense mechanism.
    Dom:
    Mr. Bendis, I just want to say thanks for writing about monkey ass.
    Bendis:
    Thanks, man.
    text:
    (Me)
    text:
    (Drool)
    text:
    (My comic book god)

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< Seraphim >

pretty pretty kimono seraphim :)

"smiling a lot"

Monday - July 14, 2003

[Seraphim] - 01:45:00 - [link here]

Piro and I are - and have been - getting ready for San Diego Comic-Con. I had the crazy idea that we should have books for sale while we are at the booth nine hours for 5 days. Hey, we were going to there anyways right? Somehow that snowballed into shirts and posters too. The apartment has been a pseudo warehouse for weeks.

Frankly, we have no idea what we are doing. Usually we just show up somewhere and I try to smile a lot and look like I know what's going on and we planned it that way all along. Our longest signing was six hours and we were pretty much the walking undead by the end. This is going to last 2 hours longer everyday for 4 days with a panel on Sunday. Two months ago this all sounded like great fun. I was obviously a raving lunatic at the time I agreed to this. I've got giant, killer butterflies in my stomach. There is a fine line between excitement and mania.

What I am really curious about is our combined trash pickup and water bill. So this month we are going to be gone for one week. A fourth of the month. Anyone want to place odds on if our bill will be one quarter smaller. Even a fraction smaller. I'm sure we are also paying for them to fill the pool which we don't have time to use and water the grass which I don't care a crap about either.

That fee just ticks me off. It has nothing to do with your actual water consumption or trash production. We are very conscientious about recycling and conservation. We have eco-friendly appliances and we sort and lug plastics, glass, paper, cardboard, Styrofoam and even useless computer parts to the local recycling center. We take our one weekly trash bag to the dumpster and our fellow community members are throwing away couches and half their apartments. It so makes me want to be wasteful just because they are ripping me off.

If you are going to SDCC stop by and see us at booth 4705. Check Piro's rant for links and additional info. I recommend coming Thursday or Friday before we totally have lost our tenuous grip on sanity.

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[start piro transmission]

oi, Piro here. It seems I got bumped by Dom and Seraphim, but that's ok - I just wanted to convey some specific information regarding our appearance at San Diego Comic Con.

First off, and this is important, they DID give us the wrong booth number initially - the Megatokyo / Real Life Comics Booth number is 4705 - it is right across from the Central Park Media booth on the east side of the convention hall. This is the same side of the hall as the Artists Alley. We're near the doors at the front of the hall, we shouldn't be too hard to find.

Like Seraphim said, we've lost our heads and are actually selling stuff ourselves - I have to tell you, I have so much more respect for retailers after going thru this, especially retailers that have to travel from show to show. ^^;; We'll have shirts, some of which are a little unique (I have a white version of the 'evil l33t' tshirt, for example), Posters (Broken Miho, Ph34r the cute ones, and a limited number of Pirogoeth and Capture the Bear), and even some Megatokyo books. We had to ship this stuff out there (special thanks to Greg and Liz who will be driving the stuff down to the show for us ^_^) so please stop by and pick up a shirt or a poster. The less I have to lug home on the plane, the better :)

Also note that Greg from Real Life Comics will have his own t-shirts available for purchase at the booth, and they look pretty sweet (plans to steal one...)

Oh, and Greg has put together this neat little guide on where to find us :) Plus a picture of Greg himself, so you can have something to visually ID the booth by ^^;;

Other than that, I plan to spend as much time as I can sitting at the booth doing my usual sign and draw stuff for anyone who asks. This does bring up one small issue that I want everyone to take into consideration who might show up at the booth. Usually, there is like this big line of people waiting for me to draw stuff for them (it is only large because I am so slow) - we can't really do that at this show - I'll do my absolute best to take care of everyone, but try to make sure that we don't cause any problems for the booths around us. Seraphim and I will be there Thursday right thru Sunday, so we hope we can take care of everyone.

The only other thing to note is that there will be a Megatokyo panel at San Diego Comic Con! It's on Sunday, from 11:30 to 12:30 in room 18. Dom, Seraphim and myself will do our normal panel thing, and try to answer as many questions as we can.

Also, if you are going, be sure to check out Penny Arcade's booth - I don't know exactly where they are going to be, but be sure to drop by and throw things at them. Just at Tycho and Gabe - be nice to the girls, ok? ^_^

I've never been to SDCC before, so I'm a tad nervous about it, I mean, there are gonna be a LOT of really talented people there, so I'm feeling very much like an upstart who doesn't belong ^^;; Regardless, it should be a lot of fun, and if you are going, be sure to stop by the booth and say hi.

piro

< Dom >

Read.  Powers.  Now.

"Placeholder"

Monday - July 21, 2003

[Dom] - 01:00:00 - [link here]

There'll be more rantage tomorrow night after I collect my thoughts. But for now, I would like to say that I can die happy now, having talked to Bendis and thanked him for his letters columns in Powers, as well as having received a Diamond sketch from Oeming.

I would also like to say that almost everything in the above SGD actually transpired.

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