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  1. Panel 1:
    text:
    And now, a brief message from Shirt Guy Dom.
    Dom:
    So, because of my rant last Monday, I've apparently earned a reputation as the king of game and anime porn.
  2. Panel 2:
    Dom:
    This was a reputation I'd had before, mind you, but after that rant, it's started creeping into all areas of my life, both online and in person.
    Dom:
    Hey, guys! Hope I'm not too late.
    guy:
    Guys, the Porn King made it!
    guy:
    Yo, Porn King, 'sup?
    Dom:
    ...I hate you all.
    text:
    San Jose, CA March 26, 2005
  3. Panel 3:
    Dom:
    It's gotten kind of annoying, but I can live with most of it.
    guy:
    Hey, Dom, thanks for the ride.
    Dom:
    Not a prob, the CD case is under your feet, put in whatever you want.
    guy:
    Which ones are the porn music?
    text:
    (The SGDmobile)
    text:
    Redwood City, CA March 23, 2005
  4. Panel 4:
    Dom:
    ... ... ... ... --- ... They're in the back.
    Guy:
    Woot!
  5. Panel 5:
    Dom:
    But the title does have its downside.
    Dom:
    Cool, see you guys when you get here. Damn it, stop calling me that! Okay, fine, be that way. I don't care. Buncha kids, I swear.
    Dom:
    Oh, for God's sake, people.
    text:
    Sunnyvale, CA March 25, 2005
  6. Panel 6:
    Dom:
    Yes, dammit, you've reached the Porn King. That's what you wanted to hear, right? Lord of Porn, that's me! There, I said it, you little pack of...
  7. Panel 7:
    Dom:
    A really big downside.
    Dom:
    Oh. Hi, Mom.

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< Piro >

that other site...

"thermopackular law"

Sunday - March 27, 2005

[Piro] - 22:32:00 - [link here]

[going into piro & largo withdrawal? Seems that we have some moonlighting gooing on over at applegeeks today... :)]

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Did i ever mention that i hate moving?

I've moved quite a few times in the past ten years, and while it's been a while since my last move, I'm finding some odd commonalities to some of the things happening as i get closer to the zero hour of the truck arriving. I think i may have stumbled upon something that might actually have some scientific merit. I'm not sure if it falls under the disciplines of physics, statistics or philosophy, but more than likely it has something to do with psychiatry and deep mental health issues. I'll call it the Thermopackular law of Expansion.

The Thermopackular law of Expansion is purely a function of moving, and is not a readable effect until the amount of time (T) is less than 24 hours. Basically, what it states is that the impression of the amount of junk you are packing (i) will decrease but the actual amount of junk (a) will increase, while at the same time requiring more volume to pack (Vj) while the actual volume available (in boxes (Vb)) will decrease.

I'm still thinking about how this formula will work, but the dynamic is that the value of "i" (the impression of junk left to pack) will drop significantly as the amount of time left before your truck arrives (Tt) decreases, making you feel good about your progress -- for a little while. Then, when "Tt" gets below 24 hours, something weird happens - the value of "a" (the actual amount of junk left to pack) - a irrational number that you cannot actually determine until "Tt" drops below 24 hours -- suddenly becomes a massive, horribly rational and terrifying, number.

A number, of course, that is much much larger than Vb (the amount of volume left in empty boxes), which is unfortunately an ever decreasing figure that was originally entered long before you had any CLUE what "a" was going to be. The fluctuation of Vj (the amount of volume required to pack "a") is simply there to make sure you are never able to balance the equation, and that you always end up feeling exasperated as "Tt" ticks below 12 hrs.

Anyways, I know there is some truth to this, and i think i'll devote lots of thinking time to it as i'm carting all the finished and packed boxes (Vp) into the truck tomorrow. I'm sure that if i could ever work out the little math notation thingies for it... i have no idea if it would have any value to the world or not. ^^;;

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disclaimer - i'm hoping that the mental leaps and deluded ramblings above are not some function of dust or of inhaling too many cleaning chemicals or paint fumes over the past few days. Move stuff is goin ok, but damn, it sure can be tiring. I'm not sure if we've got something to post for monday yet, but it's too soon to tell...

Aside from that, i think i should still be good to work on the next MT comic tuesday and post on wednesday. I'm ready to work on it, i just need to get moved first.

Thank you very much for your patience with my two-comic break here to get moved. It is very very much appreciated. :P

< Dom >

Oop ack!

"Second run"

Wednesday - March 23, 2005

[Dom] - 13:40:00 - [link here]

Note 3/25/05: No strip today, so the rant is on the forums. Click here to read it.

Holy crap, I actually wrote a rant longer and more rambling than a Fred rant. That's impressive. And what's more impressive, part two of this crazily long two-part rant is still longer than it. Sorry for those expecting stories about Greg Dean's wedding and how I'm getting old--that'll wait until Friday, I will continue to vomit out random information that interests me.

So when I left off yesterday, I'd just finished talking about some female voice actresses who didn't change their names when making the transition from pr0n to more mainstream work. And I realized as I was sitting down to write the next rant, "Hey, wait, male seiyuu do that all the time when doing boy's love/yaoi stuff, don't they?"

I honestly had no idea, so I consulted fellow prevert Puu, who knows much more about this thing than I do, due to the fact that she doesn't have the pesky Y chromosome getting in the way of her urge to watch guys humping other guys.

What follows is a transcript of the conversation I had with her, and if you don't want to hear about it and want to move on to the KOTOKO part, feel free to search for the word "continued".

Dom: do you happen to know why male seiyuu tend to keep their stage names for the yaoi?
Puu: why's that?
Puu: or are you asking me why?
Dom: I'm asking you
Puu: actually, not all of them do
Dom: what, you think I study yaoi greatly?
Note: My time spent studying the visual culture of pornography, both heterosexual and homosexual, doesn't count.
Puu: there's a lot of uncredited yaoi porn
Dom: /me writes that down
Puu: but if you listen, you KNOW when Koyasu is moonlighting for dom/sub military porn
Puu: for example
Puu: nakata jouji, too, now that I think about it
Puu: Here
Note: This link leads to a page discussing homosexual pornography--if you don't want to look at it, don't. The images are work-safe, but you may not want to click, just in case
Puu: reading the details of that anime might scar your eyes, but the last paragraph mentions that everyone knows koyasu was in this
Puu: and I'm quite sure nakata jouji was in this
Puu: but they aren't listed in the credits
Puu: koyasu can't disguise his voice
Puu: but that's an older yaoi smutfest, full of pixellated glowing cones
Puu: nowadays, everyone goes by their real names
Puu: I have heard so many soul-scarring yaoi drama tracks that people send me
Dom: any idea why?
Puu: I'm not sure
Puu: except maybe they know there's good money to be made in it.
Puu: although japan isn't the gay fantasyland that yaoi fangirls imagine it to be, the BL genre has enough visibility and generates enough income for it to be worth attaching your name to a piece of BL merchandise
Puu: yeah, I mean, seriously, nowadays BL (Note: BL = Boy's Love)CDs advertise their famous seiyuu contents
Puu: instead of just "GAY PR0N HERE"
Puu: it's "WHO WANTS GAY PR0N WITH INOUE KAZUHIKO AND MIDORIKAWA HIKARU, LADIES???"
Puu: it's pretty impressive how, er, talented some of them are.
Puu: I even get embarrassed listening to it!
Puu: dude, morikubo shoutarou! jesus christ!
Dom: any reason you think it doesn't affect their careers?
Puu: hmmm, well
Puu: I guess it's just that everyone's doing it nowadays
Puu: and hell, in japan, wasn't there that wrestler who did gay porn on the side?
Puu: did it ruin his career when he was outed?
Dom: there was that baseball player, Tadano
Note: Tadano is still playing baseball. Everyone knows about the gay porn thing he did, though, and they mostly... make fun of it, really.Puu: or whoever, right
Puu: since everyone does it, and it makes money, you can't go, "that one seiyuu does BL dramas, how shocking!"
Puu: and hell, teenage girls eat it up
Puu: and everyone else can ignore it if they want
Puu: but then, that's just my wild guess

So there you have it, a fellow prevert's view from the other side of the chromosome.

Okay, my normal rant continued:

What REALLY started my fascination with the movement from work in pr0n to mainstream stuff was last year, when Geneon Entertainment announced that they'd signed up KOTOKO, by far the most popular singer in the I've stable. I've is a relatively small Hokkaido-based music studio. In 1999, they started making a name for themselves by doing openings for H games--and coincidentally, that was the year I turned 18 and went to college, not in that order.

Anyway, my first exposure to I've came through fellow prevert and former roommate UkiyaShun, who bought Regret after hearing some of their music in his H games (one of which he lent me, and started MY whole sordid foray into H games... the jerk). They've released five collection CDs (Short Circuit, I'm told, doesn't count as one of their collections because it includes only two of the I've singers), and a whole host of singles and soundtracks. I own three of them myself: Disintegration, Lament and Outflow.

I've's (oh, God, I just wrote the word "I've's", the English language is going to kill me when she finds out) music is popular for two big reasons. First, trance DJ-turned-producer Takase Kazuya knows how to put together REALLY catchy electronic music. Second, the female vocalists in the I've stable (including, but not limited to, KOTOKO, Kawada Mami, Shimamiya Eiko, SHIHO and Utatsuki Kaori) are pretty damn good singers.

I've's (uggggh, I wrote it again) popularity among the porn game audience is probably what led their work in Onegai Teacher, since that work borders on porn anyway (kidding!). But Onegai Teacher was an exception to the rule--I've kept plugging away doing music for adult PC games, releasing independent CDs, and such.

This brings us back to the part where Geneon signed KOTOKO to a contract and announced that it would be releasing an album. This announcement absolutely floored me. I mean, KOTOKO is a good singer and all, but she also writes the lion's share of I've's (crud, I wrote "I've's" again) lyrics. And often, these lyrics are not tame. I mean, I still snicker whenever I play the Haa Haa Telepath opening to people, and they go "wow, that song's really cute" before I explain to them that the song's title translate to "Even though it's my first time, I'm really sensitive". Then I translate the lyrics for them, and laugh at them when their eyebrows meet their hair line.

Heck, I'd seen message board posts hailing how "eroi" KOTOKO's lyrics are. And suddenly a relatively well-known label picks her up, advertising her I've past to drum up interest.

Sure, she hadn't ever acted in the games, so her career before "going clean" isn't quite the same as the other examples I've cited. But if you listen to what she's actually singing in half of her songs, it's almost as bad as the acting. So I wondered how the hell it was going to work. I mean, they couldn't exactly use her in everything, could they?

A couple months later, she sang the opening song to a children's show, Mahou Shoujotai Arusu (AKA Tweeny Witches).

That blew my mind too--I had no real explanation. Intellectually, I know that she's capable of writing and singing really cutesy songs, but... well... a couple months after that, she did the opening song for Nee-chan to shiyou yo! 2 (AKA Let's knock boots with big sister! 2.

In interviews with KOTOKO that I've read, they overlook her previous in much the same way as Kuribayashi Minami. It's just a few jokes and footnotes, nothing more.

Heck, when Geneon roped Kawada Mami out of the pr0n world and into Starship Operators, interviews with HER did the same thing.

I just don't get it. You'd think that a background heavy in pr0n would have at least some negative impact on one's career, necessitating a name change. But Geneon and the I've girls feed off of it. It might be the "Talent is mightier than porn" explanation. It might be the more callous "hey, any publicity is good publicity" theory.

But it just breaks any explanation I might come up with to see I've still chugging away for the H game scene, then turning around and working on magical girl shows, science fiction dramas, and everything in between. And no one cares.

How do these maintain both halves of their careers without having to hide behind a pseudonym? Is it just the fact that Japanese culture is much more accepting of these things (HA!)? I just don't know.

So there you have it. A lot of information about my obsession and not much explanation--I won't apologize, if I had all the answers I wouldn't be fascinated by the subject. If you'll excuse me, I think I'll put Re-sublimity back in the CD player and wonder what information I'm missing.

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