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  1. Panel 1:
    Seraphim:
    OK, fantasy over. Do you know how old those girls are?
    Piro:
    Uh... High school? Seventeen?
    Seraphim:
    Try fifteen. You graduated from college last year. Do the math.
  2. Panel 2:
    Piro:
    But, but, I wasn't...
    Seraphim:
    Don't 'but' me, mister man. Chasing fifteen year old girls is wrong, and you know it.
  3. Panel 3:
    Seraphim:
    I've overlooked a lot of prosecutable offenses recently. Tricking poor drunken Largo into coming to Japan. Maxing out your credit cards. Taking advantage of your friend Tsubasa. Spending Dom and Ed's money on toys, not tickets. But I can't overlook you pursuing high school aged girls.
  4. Panel 4:
    Piro:
    Don't blame me! It's years of anime and games full of high school girls that has programmed me to be attracted to them!! I can't help it! It's not my fault!
    Seraphim:
    So, you're saying if Largo went around town shooting people, that would be OK because he's been playing first person shooter games for years?
    Piro:
    That's totally different.
    Seraphim:
    No it's not, freak boy.

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< Piro >

Tokiko and Nikoudou of TLS3

"now i *need* a PS2"

Saturday - December 2, 2000

[Piro] - 02:07:00 - [link here]

Y'know, this is all your fault. Yes, you. The one reading this right now. Megatokyo wasn't supposed to be a big project. In fact, I remember telling largo that he'd be lucky to get one strip a week out of me. But no~ooo, MT has to get popular. (grumble)

This make me grumble? Well, not really. I am actually very proud of how well MT has done. In this era of such intense media saturation, It amazes me that people would bother to add Megatokyo to the mix. So why the grumbling?

It's pretty simple, really. I have missed the deadline for finishing my winter comike doujinshi submission to the MJ-12 project disk "Love Spiral". I'm pretty sad about this. For the past three weeks I have been trying desperately to get it finished, but to no avail.

MJ-12, as I've mentioned before, is a True Love Story doujinshi circle that produces CDRom disks for sale at summer and winter Comike events. I did a project for the summer comike called 'Envelope'. It was this project that convinced me that Megatokyo might actually be possible. I've been working on a follow up to the story called 'Snapshots', which centered on a new character who returns to Aobadai city. Sadly, even with an extension, there is no way I could finish anything of quality in the next few weeks.

Gomen ne, Noritac-san, minna-san. Both tsubasa and I are disappointed that we won't be able to contribute to the winter project. My commitment to TLS is not shaken, I just could not finish in time. Tsubasa and I will plan a full-fledged project for next summer's comike based on True Love Story 3. There is just too much going on right now. Please forgive us.

True Love Story 3. There's another thing to grumble about. Nono, not to you. This TLS addiction is all Tsubasa's fault. Tsubasa got me hooked on True Love Story 2 last year. TLS is a series of games that relies more on strength of story and interaction with the characters than on character designs. A lot of people say the character designs for TLS aren't that good, but I think that is an unfair judgement. There is a lot of GREAT TLS artwork, just dig into the books and support materials. I've also played TLS F fan disk - which is a little odd because you try to go on a pseudo-date with your 'sister' in the games. (I try to ignore the sister thing, really... Misaki-chan is so cute!!... or is that bad?)

TL3 will be released in March of 2001 as a DVD game for the Playstation 2 (Japanese) - yet another reason to be annoyed - now i really need a PS2. Here's the general scoop on the game (thanks to Tsubasa for helping me dig up the info). Caution, this is a little long today. :)

In the game, you are the protagonist who is a junior high school student. You secretly have a crush on Takane Aotsuki, a dream girl at the school. She loves to take care of the school garden, and broadcasting during the lunch break, perhaps because she has a sweet voice.

You're twin sister is named Kaname ("The Vital Point" in Japanese :P ), which replace the role of Kimiko and Misaki in the original TLS games. She takes secret surveys to tell you how much the girls like you.

Basically, You wander around the school during intervals between classes, trying to bump into the girls. As you talk to the girls, you have to choose the best topics andalternatives. If you talk to them right, their affections toward you will be raised. Usually, multiple choices will appear during the conversations, so you have to choose the best answer to the particular girl.

If you have good luck, you'll meet one or two of the girls at the end of the school day. She may ask you if you want to go home together. These are crucial phases of the game.

In the "Conversation Mode(Kaiwa Mode)" session, you have 12 topics to choose from. When you choose the topic, the girl will respond, and the conversation will go on if you choose the best answers. If you goof up and pick the wrong topic, or say something that is too sensitive at that time, the girl will saying good-bye. If you choose a remark that is really unexpected to her, the girl might get upset, and run away. This, of course, has been a basic feature of the TLS series from the start.

It is said that there will be as many as 17 girls in the game (According to Dengeki G's Magazine and Megami Magazine) On December 23rd, there will be a small TLS3 talk show in Shibuya. Only 300 seats will be available. Hopefully tsubasa can go, i sure wish i could ^_^

Anyhoo, that's the gist of the game. It's a lot of fun, and nothin makes your stomach sink like choosing the wrong thing to say, and watching the girls expression change from a smile to an incredulous frown. Warning - the game CAN depress you if you really suck at this stuff. :)

Long one today, gomen - but some of you have asked what gal games are really like - I'm fond of the TLS series - its a bit different from the others - there are lots of different kinds. In the future, I'll review a few other games as well.

< Largo >

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Sunday - December 3, 2000

[Largo] - 10:46:00 - [link here]

Sweetness abounds in MegaTokyo, all is right with the world.

First off, I have a two-hundred email backlog, which I plan to get thru sometime before 2001. Secondly, if you are reading this rant, know that the surgeon general has deemed it unfit for children, people with heart conditions, pregnant women, and small pets.

For those interested and willing to part with some cash, we are now selling two more designs for t-shirt/sweatshirt/mouse pads/and mug merchandise. These are the b4k4Quake and the Idol Kimiko designs. All orders placed before December 12th will arrive before xmas, so avoid the xmas shopping rush and just send us all your cash. It works out well for both parties. Before I get swamped with emails (again), no we can't put them on a black shirt, and I have no idea when we'd be able to do it. Sorry guys, but the process to do a black shirt is more involved and much more expensive.

I'd like to say thanks to everyone who purchased a speak l33t shirt, we really appreciate every order that was made. It's nice to go around and see people wearing them. I've even gotten emails where some megatokyo readers have met each other simply because one of them happen to be wearing their shirt that day.

Speaking of giving thanks in this post-thanksgiving mode, I have to give mad thanks to David Lynch, the php4 guru. Together we managed to get a lot of his site code worked thru over the weekend. David is a real pro when it comes to php4, in fact, some of his code makes up a good portion of the engine in the site now. I now direct your attention to the shiny new random banners that appear at the top, and link buttons at the bottom, are they not sweet?

On the booze front, some readers tried to come up with a megatokyo drink, unfortunately mixing gin, vodka, pineapple juice, kool-aid and very liberal amounts of everclear didn't turn out the way they envisioned. Frankly, I have no idea what they envisioned or what they were smoking before they had this vision.

I'm not sure what they were trying to accomplish with that combo and apparently neither were they, unless they were trying to go for a drink that is meant to kill all the brain cells that handle your sense of taste so you won't notice how bad it really is.

A quick notice to the forum users, we take a real hands off approach to it, it's a resource for the users to do as they please. Though please stop with the forum wars, flames, and absurd posts just to increase post counts.

Finally, onto the daily linking of comics that I like, I wanted to point out (again) a strip that totally rocks. I mean that to, it rocks in ways that rocking wasn't meant to rock. This holds true when you consider it's content, (warning: adult content), the comic is Exploitation Now, and it's a regular read by myself. The author's name is Poe, and this guy's work is simply amazing. Well we all have our own personal tastes, but for me, Exploitation Now is first rate, so check it out.

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